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Doktor Bill T. Miller - King Of Slack,
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SlackFux Testimonials...
Bill T Miller has got to be THE primo bulldada hard rock found-sound
ALL HAIL BILL T. MILLER, KING OF SLACK!!!
J.R. "BOB" DOBBS sez.....
YOU must BUY this CD, NOW!
YOU will NOT be allowed on the Saucers on X-Day,
without yer SubGenius Membership Card and
an ORGY OF SLACK CD!
Rev Ivan Stang sez.....
Bill T Miller's new CD, ORGY OF SLACK, is truly
"THE" SubGenius CD, PUREST SubGenius CD, a brilliant
compilation of the very best stuff he's done over the last
ten years or so, PLUS the new SLACKBANGERS material with
Brother Cleve Dunkan and DK Jones. The Board of Directors here
has decided, in fact, to PUSH THE HELL out of "ORGY OF SLACK" as
THE "must-have" Church CD in our last-days P.R. attacks from now to X-Day.
collage acid-billy fropadelic wall-o-noise mix master of the outgoing
century -- AND the new! The perfect mix of Negativland-like uber-montage
soundbite editing, with decidedly un-Negativland like, strictly Millerian
millenarian power-chord killer hard core BIG GUITAR... a skull-ripping
headphone treat, as if The Firesign Theatre fell into the vat with Jimi
Hendrix (and Ed Kramer), and out the chute came Bill T. Miller.
DAD Towsend sez...
esacape from the bad vibes....
1. GO to http://billtmiller.com/
2. BUY the new "Orgy of Slack" CD for $10
3. LISTEN to the 3 Slackbangers tracks, "Slack Bang Me, Baby,"
"Surgeons For CONNIE" and ""BOB" IS LUV ("BOB" IS HATE)".
4. REPEAT, repent, and SLACK OFF!! (intense echo effect here)
IrRev Friday sez....
5. Attend the Boston SubGenius Devival and be SHAKEN by the
ANTI-ANTI-MUSIC until all those bad vibes are CANCELLED OUT.
Also, you can buy Bill T. Miller's CD at the Devival!
Dok BTM sez....
6. DON'T wait even one more minute to BUY THIS CD...MAIL-ORDER
it NOW! I made THIS CD for YOU!
Popess Lilith sez......
You're speaking SENSIBLY AGAIN. What did I tell you about that
crap? But yes, he's absolutely RIGHT--I just got my "Orgy of Slack"
CD and have a new excuse all together. EET GOOD. In fact, ALL of the
new tracks are even BETTER than the classic BTM we *thought* were
Instant Slakfuk Hits! It's just about enough to make me buy a plane
ticket to Boston to catch them at the NEXT FINAL DEVIVAL.
Rev Carey sez..
Yeah, that's some good fucking SHIT!!!
Get that CD, hand a dobbshead on your speakers, frap it up
and meditate. YOU *WILL* COMMUNICATE WITH "BOB"!
Careful, though, you may be frightened by what you hear.
And I'm not just talking about the CD.
J. Lianna Ness (non-SubG reviewer for The NOISE zine) sez....
Normally, I can't relate to this kind of screwball mental noise
weirdness...but the samples and dialog were all so funny and
interesting, I just couldn't turn the damn thing off!
Mr. Joeseph Kojronski, Sr. of
Christian Coalition for Conservativism in Music, sez.....
This CD is nothing but the most debased filth that can be assembled
into a single electronic medium. Not only does it push the limits of decency,
but it lacks any semblance of musical "taste" whatsoever.
rev. jim jack jones sez....
CLOSE THE DOORS, LOCK THE WINDOWS AND TURN UP THE BEST
FUCKIN' ANTI-MUSIK ORGY IN EXISTANCE! SOOO INTENSE IT'LL
BLOW YOUR PITIFUL LITTLE PINK MIND! TURN IT UP UNTIL YOUR
EARS BLEED AND THE NORMS RUN SCREAMING!
PURE AUDIOPHILE SLACK!
p.s. to all you lazy slackless SOBs out there: get off your ass
and buy this CD -- it may be the only chance you'll ever get at
true slack! (certainly it's the most you'll ever get fer a mere 10$)
Steve Slack sez....
I listen to it at 'work' when the Pinkies are away. The
Slackbanger rays seep into the walls and infects my
bosses when they return. As a result, they now HAND
ME MONEY for doing NO WORK AT ALL! Can any other product
claim such benefits? I THINK NOT!! This is CYBERJUNK
in its' purest form!
Rev. Pee Kitty sez....
Dammit, just buy the frickin' CD.....$10. You can NOT find a better
use for your stupid ten dollars. If you've gotta go two days without
eating, grin and bear it...you won't regret it. ......Check out Pee Kitty's
Full-BLOWN CD Testimonial SPEW!
Rev. Modemac sez...
It is IMPOSSIBLE to listen to this CD without getting an erection.
If you don't have a penis, you'll STILL get an erection. Listen to
this CD and find out HOW! DOWNLOAD FULL-COLOR FRONT CD COVER
and CHECK OUT Rev Modemac's
Full-BLOWN CD Testimonial SPEW!
Susie the Floozie sez....
THE (ORGY OF SLACK) CD IS BEYOND FUCKING FABULOUS!!!!!!
SEND ME ONE WITH A DILDO ATTACHMENT,
IT'S GOOD ENOUGH TO FUCK!!!!!!!
Man, oh manischevitz, Bubba, you done good. Fuuuuuuuuh.
You truly put the GENIUS into SubGenius, Baby!
