DRIVEN TO THE BRINK OF SANITY BY THE CONSPIRACY'S FALSE
REALITY AND THE PRESSURE OF A CRUMBLING WORLD?? THEN
THIS MAY BE FOR YOU!

You might be SO OUT OF IT that YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO
"BOB" DOBBS IS. Even worse, you may not care! Of course, there's
considerable pressure to keep you from caring whether you care
or not, and it's so much easier to just let that weight keep you
slowed down ... you're used to it... you can take it... it's a
living ...you'll just go on about your job ... doing what you're
told...because everything we say from here on out is going to
sound like UTTER INSANITY to you; at least, if you're NORMAL
it will... ...uh... ...you are NORMAL, aren't you?

Technically, this organization cannot exist -- because it is composed
of people who are not joiners. The only thing most SubGenius have
in common is that they're ALL DIFFERENT -- and they have NOTHING
in common with the C.O.N.S.P.I.R.A.C.Y.!

J.R. "Bob" DOBBS -- the High Epopt over all SubGenii -- is no
worn-out, overused deity from thousands of years ago, but a
LIVING, BLEEDING DIETY FOR TODAY. "He is the Sales Man,
the Now Man, the Man of Tomorrow, and the Key to the Gateway
IS HIS PIPE." (Godecclessians 3:14) It is because The Conspiracy
fears him to the depths of their lizard souls that they try to water
down his terrifying message -- and would even deny that he
exists at all!

"BOB" is the MYSTIC SUPERSALESMAN on whose WHEELING AND
DEALING SKILLS the FATE OF THIS UNIVERSE DEPENDS!! "BOB"
is HE who has come to AWAKEN US to the SLACK that has been
robbed from our kind for CENTURIES -- the ONLY INTERCESSOR
between MANKIND and the STARK FIST OF REMOVAL, that
all-smashing force from Above which we must simultaneously
placate and defy.

NOTE TO TRUE SUBGENII: DO NOT SHOW THIS MATERIAL TO FULLBLOOD
HUMANS. The humiliation of finding out the truth
would be too much for their PATHETIC HUMAN MINDS.
Or, even worse,they may believe they are SubGeniuses!