BEAVIS - Short Duration Savior

In the Ancient Sacred Comic Book known as THE HOLY BIBLE ,
it was rumored that along with the CRUCIFIXTION of the
Legendary ROCK STAR JEEZUS, there were two OTHER MUTANTS!
Mystics and Scholars have finally revealed their identities...

J.R. "BOB" DOBBS and BEAVIS!

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SHROUD of DOBBS ======= BEAVIS SAVES

Further research concluded that the whole spectacle was merely a MEGA PUBLICITY STUNT, masterminded by Colonel J. R. DOBBS to help the ROCK STAR JEEZUS's Record and T-Shirt Sales. JEEZUS was an ALIEN ORGY LOVE CHILD groomed for STARDOM. BEAVIS was the LEAD GUITARIST PROTEGE for the band. He was also worshiped and had his own slew of devout groupies, as noted in the ancient grafitti of the day, proclaiming BEAVIS IS GOD. This blasphamey combined with Beavis's overindulgence of FROP, ALIEN SEX ORGIES and NACHOS eventualy became his downfall. Before long the SUPER SALESMAN DOBBS, wanted a bigger cut of the JEEZUS INC MERCHANDIZING PIE and was flat out RIPPED OFF. Eventually both Dobbs and Beavis were FIRED. DOBBS continued to manage BEAVIS's SOLO CAREER ... sales plumeted. (Much later, Beavis made a comeback with a dude named Butt-Head, a modern-day prophet who uttered the revalation..."IF yer WEINER'S HAPPY ....then yer HAPPY" and many other distortions of life.) The original Sacred Comic Book Scribes rewrote the CRUCIFICTION FABLE, almost completely erasing any mention of "BOB" or BEAVIS......referring to them as a couple of thugs who were crucified along with JEEZUS. The Scribes continued to pillage and distort Sacred PAGAN RITUALS and even INVENTED a NEW CARTOON CHARACTER know as LUCIFER aka SATAN aka BOOGIE MAN of GUILT to terrorize and torment the MORTALS into Submission and a FEAR of HELL.

HAIL BEAVIS, PRAISE "BOB" and SLACK OFF!



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