OUT of BAND EXPERIENCE (OBE)

Musician Bill T. Miller about to head into the store...

WACKY WEIRD NEWS

Rock Musician Abducted by Alien Nymphos
Out-of-this World UFO Orgy!

Boston rock musican Bill T. Miller had just stepped out of his local convenience mart when he was zapped into UFO operated by sensual alien nymphos!

"I had just loaded up on my favorite munchie GROATCLUSTERS... plus other assorted chips, candies, and cookies," Miller said. "As soon as I was outside I was beamed into this silver van-like vehicle which turned out to be a spaceship pod. Inside the Craft, rock music was blasting. Candles and a wall of TVs surrounded me as I seemed to be floating in a cloud of pillows. I could feel their big, black, glowing eyes, inviting me to touch beautiful hairless nude bodies. As I reached out, they grabbed my bag of GROAT. They seemed starved for SEX and SUGAR, but the SUGAR came first! After devouring most of the food, they turned their attentions to me. As I drifted into a dream-like trance, I was glad I had remembered to press the record button on my micro-deck tape recorder!! I could feel their soft hands and tongues exploring every part of my body. They called a phone SEX line and cranked the muzik, as my senses went into OVERLOAD! Moaning, laughter,and the sounds of the magick rattles filled the Craft as waves of orgasmic pleasure kept coming. Minutes seemed like hours in the alien time warp. MORE,they cried. Suddenly I was back at OBE's HEADROOM Recording Studios, micro-deck and an almost empty bag of "GROAT" in hand feeling as though I had an OBE with an ALIEN NYMPHO SUCCUBUS! The band anxiously power-munched what was left and got back to JAMMING what eventually became the first OBE. flexi-disc/LP "Call Now! 1-800-OUT BAND."

Since the abduction and under extensive hypnosis, many more details of the experience have come back to me, resulting in even MORE NOISE!